My neighbor, Elmer Stoltzfutz, has a goat that has been predicting the weather with 94% accuracy for over 20 years now. Here's how he does it:
Stick your head out the window. If you get wet, it's raining. If you lose your hat, it's windy. If you get hit in the head by your lawn tractor, it's a tornado.
This ain't rocket science.
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Due to all the fan mail elmer's goat has been receiving, he decided to post a bio.
Favorite Movie: The Men Who Stare at Goats
Favorite Children's Story: Billy Goat Gruff
Favorite Beard style: Goatee
Favorite Expression: I got your goat!
Favorite snack: Goat Cheese
Favorite Fall Guy- Scapegoat
Thursday, February 9, 2012
By the way... stay tuned for my favorite recipe for High School Science Teacher's Head Soup!
Here is one... http://www.jamaicans.com/cooking/soup/manish.shtml
INGREDIENTS : •Chopped up goat head •Garlic,escallion.thyme,pimento seed, salt to taste •Whole green pepper,black pepper, •1pk. Chicken Noodle •3-6 green bananas •½ lbs.Yam •3 small Irish Potato •Flour for dumpling •2 chochos (optional) •1 Whole Scotch Bonnet Pepper
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METHOD: 1.Wash chopped goat head 2.Put in a large pot (pressure cooker best) with enough water to cover the meet 3.Add 3 teaspoons salt, 8-10 seeds of pimento and let cook and 5 crushed garlic cloves 4.Cook on a medium/high stove till meat tender 5.Add more water and and also 1pk. Chicken Noodle 6.Peel and cut up potatos and chochos and add 7.Peel Green bananas (or cut off the top and bottom and slit in skin) 8.Add Peel and add Yam when bananas almost cooked. 9.When almost done black pepper,thyme,couple pimento seed,escallion, whole Scotch Bonnet Pepper (do not let it burst open) and let simmer 10.Serve hot
I was always told to never argue with a pig because you both get dirty but the pig likes it....sort of like arguing with a goat or somebody who likes to hang around goats.
Here is one... http://www.jamaicans.com/cooking/soup/manish.shtml
ReplyDeleteINGREDIENTS :
•Chopped up goat head
•Garlic,escallion.thyme,pimento seed, salt to taste
•Whole green pepper,black pepper,
•1pk. Chicken Noodle
•3-6 green bananas
•½ lbs.Yam
•3 small Irish Potato
•Flour for dumpling
•2 chochos (optional)
•1 Whole Scotch Bonnet Pepper
Shop Now for Jamaican recipe ingredients & seasoning in our online store.
METHOD:
1.Wash chopped goat head
2.Put in a large pot (pressure cooker best) with enough water to cover the meet
3.Add 3 teaspoons salt, 8-10 seeds of pimento and let cook and 5 crushed garlic cloves
4.Cook on a medium/high stove till meat tender
5.Add more water and and also 1pk. Chicken Noodle
6.Peel and cut up potatos and chochos and add
7.Peel Green bananas (or cut off the top and bottom and slit in skin)
8.Add Peel and add Yam when bananas almost cooked.
9.When almost done black pepper,thyme,couple pimento seed,escallion, whole Scotch Bonnet Pepper (do not let it burst open) and let simmer
10.Serve hot
Just substitute a science teacher for the goat head...
DeleteI was always told to never argue with a pig because you both get dirty but the pig likes it....sort of like arguing with a goat or somebody who likes to hang around goats.
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