ELMER'S GOAT


My neighbor, Elmer Stoltzfutz, has a goat that has been predicting the weather with 94% accuracy for over 20 years now. Here's how he does it:


Stick your head out the window. If you get wet, it's raining. If you lose your hat, it's windy. If you get hit in the head by your lawn tractor, it's a tornado.

This ain't rocket science.

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Due to all the fan mail elmer's goat has been receiving, he decided to post a bio.


Favorite Movie: The Men Who Stare at Goats
Favorite Children's Story: Billy Goat Gruff
Favorite Beard style: Goatee
Favorite Expression: I got your goat!
Favorite snack: Goat Cheese
Favorite Fall Guy- Scapegoat




Monday, February 27, 2012

Wet Wednesday

Non-event for snow on Wednesday! Rain in the afternoon, but a clear AM.
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Saturday, February 18, 2012

Goat accents

http://www.redorbit.com/news/science/1112476514/goat-kids-can-develop-accents/

Goats have accents? That's news? Have you ever tried to understand what those Nubian goats are saying? They are as difficult to understand as fainting goats.

Thank goodness I have a cultured accent with excellent diction; easily understood by any goat.
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Thursday, February 9, 2012

By the way... stay tuned for my favorite recipe for High School Science Teacher's Head Soup!
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Weekend weather

We might get a tad of the white stuff on Saturday, but that's about it.

Look forward to some colder weather ahead though, I noticed my fur's getting mighty thick...
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Tuesday, February 7, 2012

Where's Doppler Dan?

Gee, why hasn't Doppler Dan made a prediction yet? Do you think it might be because he has to wait for mine? Hmmmmm????
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Snow event for Wednesday 2/8

Nothing to fret about folks, this will be a dusting or so, not much more. However, you might want to rewax the rails on your sled as there might be something coming in the not too distant future!
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