My neighbor, Elmer Stoltzfutz, has a goat that has been predicting the weather with 94% accuracy for over 20 years now. Here's how he does it:
Stick your head out the window. If you get wet, it's raining. If you lose your hat, it's windy. If you get hit in the head by your lawn tractor, it's a tornado.
This ain't rocket science.
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Due to all the fan mail elmer's goat has been receiving, he decided to post a bio.
Favorite Movie: The Men Who Stare at Goats
Favorite Children's Story: Billy Goat Gruff
Favorite Beard style: Goatee
Favorite Expression: I got your goat!
Favorite snack: Goat Cheese
Favorite Fall Guy- Scapegoat
Tuesday, February 7, 2012
Snow event for Wednesday 2/8
Nothing to fret about folks, this will be a dusting or so, not much more. However, you might want to rewax the rails on your sled as there might be something coming in the not too distant future!
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