ELMER'S GOAT


My neighbor, Elmer Stoltzfutz, has a goat that has been predicting the weather with 94% accuracy for over 20 years now. Here's how he does it:


Stick your head out the window. If you get wet, it's raining. If you lose your hat, it's windy. If you get hit in the head by your lawn tractor, it's a tornado.

This ain't rocket science.

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Due to all the fan mail elmer's goat has been receiving, he decided to post a bio.


Favorite Movie: The Men Who Stare at Goats
Favorite Children's Story: Billy Goat Gruff
Favorite Beard style: Goatee
Favorite Expression: I got your goat!
Favorite snack: Goat Cheese
Favorite Fall Guy- Scapegoat




Saturday, February 18, 2012

Goat accents

http://www.redorbit.com/news/science/1112476514/goat-kids-can-develop-accents/

Goats have accents? That's news? Have you ever tried to understand what those Nubian goats are saying? They are as difficult to understand as fainting goats.

Thank goodness I have a cultured accent with excellent diction; easily understood by any goat.
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