My neighbor, Elmer Stoltzfutz, has a goat that has been predicting the weather with 94% accuracy for over 20 years now. Here's how he does it:
Stick your head out the window. If you get wet, it's raining. If you lose your hat, it's windy. If you get hit in the head by your lawn tractor, it's a tornado.
This ain't rocket science.
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Due to all the fan mail elmer's goat has been receiving, he decided to post a bio.
Favorite Movie: The Men Who Stare at Goats
Favorite Children's Story: Billy Goat Gruff
Favorite Beard style: Goatee
Favorite Expression: I got your goat!
Favorite snack: Goat Cheese
Favorite Fall Guy- Scapegoat
Saturday, January 21, 2012
Snow!!
Snow will fall Friday night into Saturday morning. expect about 3" +/- with a light crusty finish as the precipitation will end as sleet and/or freezing rain. Expect some pawing necessary to reach forage on Saturday morning.
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