ELMER'S GOAT


My neighbor, Elmer Stoltzfutz, has a goat that has been predicting the weather with 94% accuracy for over 20 years now. Here's how he does it:


Stick your head out the window. If you get wet, it's raining. If you lose your hat, it's windy. If you get hit in the head by your lawn tractor, it's a tornado.

This ain't rocket science.

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Due to all the fan mail elmer's goat has been receiving, he decided to post a bio.


Favorite Movie: The Men Who Stare at Goats
Favorite Children's Story: Billy Goat Gruff
Favorite Beard style: Goatee
Favorite Expression: I got your goat!
Favorite snack: Goat Cheese
Favorite Fall Guy- Scapegoat




Thursday, January 19, 2012

Elmer's latest prediction.

Elmer's goat says that there will be scattered light toward morning with increasing light throughout the day. Periods of darkness will follow in the evening and full darkness is expected late in the evening. He also predicts that the weather will be Januaryish.
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